Ingredients:
a recliner
a cute baby
a mommy
Directions:
1. Get comfy in the recliner.
2. Take your baby's jammies off because he's sweaty.
3. Nurse baby.
4. Laugh at him when you hear him poop his pants.
5. Start getting a little nervous when the noises he is making get louder and last longer.
6. Get up to change his diaper.
7. Change baby's diaper and get him dressed and wonder why your backside feels wet.
8. Lean over and stick your head between your legs to look at your backside.
9. Go look at recliner.
10. Realize that cute baby's poop apparently oozed up and out the back of his diaper, pooling up in the recliner between your legs and that you essentially wiped it up with your backside while getting up.
11. Tie jacket around your waist so that you don't get poop all over the seat of your car on the way home.
12. Pack a bag with a change of clothes for mommy to keep in the car.
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